So basically, this is my blog just to keep anyone who's interested up to date on what I'm doing right now. I can't make any promises as to how often I will update, as it is just whenever I have time. Oftentimes, my updates are just useless little posts of icons and such that I snagged on the internet earlier. Those are solely to entertain me. If you want to be alerted when I update, you can register below.
So today, me and a marshmallow peep (actually 5 of them) went on adventure. I just thought this might be cute. The peeps were actually purple but the pictures look blue. Hmmm. I'm just bored.
This is a total Chuck Norris rip off but still funny.
Robert Pattinson can dazzle you with his eyes closed.
Robert Pattinson can make trees bend to him by *sparkling*.
Robert Pattinson bleeds glitter and cries topaz.
FACT: Robert Pattinson can actually rip up floorboards just by sliding across them.
Fact: If you have a milkshake, and Robert Pattinson has a milkshake, and Robert Pattinson has a straw that reaches across the room, he drinks your milkshake.
Robert Pattinson can *dazzle* you with his eyes closed.
Robert Pattinson's penis really is made out of granite.
Robert Pattison will cut your brakes, because he loves you.
A Klondike Bar would do anything for Robert Pattinson
There's only one man Chuck Norris was ever afraid of, and that's Edward Motherfucking Cullen.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Robert Pattinson.
Rihanna's umbrella (ella ella) can stand under ROBERT PATTINSON
Robert Pattinson is in the sky with diamonds.
Robert Pattinson beat Guitar Hero III the other day. (Poor lil GH3. I hope he's doing okay down in ICU)
In Communist Russia, you don't smoke crack. Robert Pattinson does.
Beef asks, "Where is the Robert Pattinson?"
Robert Pattinson simply walks into Mordor.
In Robert Pattinson, you can always find a party.
Robert Pattinson got to third base with the Virgin Mary but God got in the way. Robert Pattinson now sides with the Devil.
Weapons of mass destruction weren't found in Iraq, they were found in Robert Pattinson's pants.
The leading twinkle lights claim they can dazzle 99.99 percent of people.. Robert Pattinson can dazzle 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
Bruce Campbell borrowed his Boomstick from Robert Pattison.
Robert Pattinson squared a circle with his penis.
Robert Pattinson caused global warming.
Robert Pattinson forgot Sarah Marshall.
Robert Pattinson told John Locke what he can't do
Robert Pattinson found Carmen Sandiego, but he's not telling where.
Robert Pattison is the state of nature.
If you have five dollars and Robert Pattinson has five dollars, Robert Pattinson has more money than you.
When Robert Pattinson falls in water, Robert Pattinson doesn't get wet. Water gets Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson defies gravity. Frequently.
4 minutes to save the world? RPattz only needs a second
When Descartes attempted to derive God from the cogito, what he really meant to derive was Robert Pattison.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Robert Pattinson pajamas. Robert Pattinson is the 9th Wonder of the World, he just doesn't like to tell people.
It is obvious that O.J. Simpson didn't commit those murders, Robert Pattinson did.
Robert Pattinson is the smoke monster.
Robert Pattinson can believe it's not butter.
Jacques Derrida said, "There is nothing outside the text...except Robert Pattinson."
The cloverfield monster is Robert Pattinson's dog
Robert Pattinson destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of ~dazzle~.
Robert Pattinson is the original HBIC.
Robert Pattinson can lick his elbow
Robert Pattinson knows what Willis is talking about
Robert Pattinson blasted Pompeii. They didn't dazzle him enough
Robert Pattinson found Nemo.
Robert Pattinson put those motherfuckin snakes on that motherfuckin plane.
Robert Pattinson is the goddamn Batman.
Robert Pattison can make a lying promise without implying a contradiction.
Nobody puts Robert Pattinson in a corner.
Hitler has only got one ball, The other is in the Albert Hall Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson saw Goody Bishop with the Devil.
Robert Pattinson wrote the bestseller "Dazzling For Dummies"
Robert Pattinson can climb every mountain
Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Robert Pattinson ~dazzles~ you, your relatives will feel it.
Robert Pattinson killed Cedric Diggory
Robert Pattinson can put Baby in a corner.
Robert Pattinson is not just being Miley, Miley is just being Robert Pattinson.
The easiest way to determine Robert Pattinson's age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
An apple a day keeps Robert Pattinson away.
Robert Pattinson let the dogs out.
Michael Jackson had so much surgery because he wanted to dazzle like Robert Pattinson. Obvz, he failed, because Robert Pattinson is ~one of a kind~.
The Bible was originally titled "Robert Pattinson and Friends"
Robert Pattinson counts his chickens before they hatch.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Robert Pattinson. He only has two needs: ~dazzling~ people and finding people to ~dazzle~.
Pluto isn't a dwarf planet, it's just smaller than one of Robert Pattinson's balls.
Murphy's Law: Whatever can go wrong, will Robert Pattinson.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Robert Pattinson ~*~dazzle will liquify your kidneys.
Robert Pattinson knows what love's got to do with it.
Robert Pattinson does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Robert Pattinson.
Put Robert Pattinson in your pipe and smoke it.
Robert Pattinson isn't just Pretty in Pink, he is Mindblowing in Pink.
Robert Pattinson talks about Fight Club.
Robert Pattinson plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
Robert Pattinson killed Tupac because Tupac didn't ~*~Dazzle him
Robert Pattinson is your father.
Robert Pattinson can walk on water.
Robert Pattinson shot the sheriff.
Robert Pattinson once shot himself ten times just to prove 50 Cent is a bitch.
Robert Pattinson wrote "Candle in the Wind" about himself.
Robert Pattinson grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Robert Pattinson doesn't need instructions to program his VCR.
Robert Pattinson can out-Vogue Madonna.
Robert Pattinson got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Robert Pattinson for every answer.
Love stops in the name of Robert Pattinson.
Thanks to Robert Pattinson, no one remembers the Alamo.
Robert Pattinson shot J.R.
Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Robert Pattinson is looking for it.
Robert Pattinson was Deep Throat.
Robert Pattinson killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Robert Pattinson does not have to get with your friends in order to be your lover.
Robert Pattinson asked for a love song. Sara Bareilles wrote it.
Carly Simon wrote 'You're So Vain' about Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson can divide by zero.
Robert Pattinson can lead a horse to water and make him drink.
Robert Pattinson stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Geraldo Rivera found Robert Pattinson in Al Capone's vault.
Robert Pattinson can have his cake and eat it too.
Robert Pattinson knows the solution to global warming. He just won't tell because he enjoys the sun -it makes him sparkle.
Robert Pattinson can't speak french.. just kidding.
Robert Pattinson created blingee.com
Yes, Robert De Niro, Robert Pattinson is talking to you.
Robert Pattinson was the sixth member of the Breakfast Club.
Robert Pattison can dazzle faster than the speed of light.
Robert Pattinson listens to bands that don't even exist yet.
Robert Pattinson shot Andy Warhol.
Robert Pattinson shot John Lennon.
Robert Pattinson is the only person who knows the recipe for Coke.
Robert Pattinson knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Robert Pattinson pissed in a bottle. This product is now known as "Vitamin Water"
The active ingredient in rat poison is Robert Pattinson.
If you ask Robert Pattinson what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he ~dazzles~ you.
Robert Pattinson did not lose his virginity, he stalked and destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
God just changed his name to Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson brought sexy back.
Robert Pattinson sees Haley's Comet more than once in a lifetime. He sees it every day of his life.
Robert Pattinson does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Robert Pattinson burns ants with the reflections off his skin.. at night.
If you spell Robert Pattinson in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Robert Pattinson once talked shit on myspace and got lured to his friend's house for a gang beating. There were no survivors.
Jesus loves me, this I know. Because Robert Pattinson told him if he didn't, he'd beat his ass with a sandal.
Robert Pattinson rocks you like a hurricane.
Robert Pattinson is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Robert Pattinson could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Robert Pattinson built and wrote the stairway to heaven.
"People should not be afraid of their governments, their governments should be afraid of Robert Pattinson."
MySpace takes Robert Pattinson pictures.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson can touch MC Hammer.
The rum is gone because of Robert Pattinson.
They just changed the words in the Pledge of Allegiance. We are now "one nation under Robert Pattinson."
Osama bin Laden is hiding from Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson once ate three steaks in an hour. He spent the first forty-five minutes having sex with the waitress.
Zac Efron bets on Robert Pattinson.
The Time Warp does The Robert Pattinson.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Robert Pattinson likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Robert Pattinson can turn back time.
Robert Pattinson can unplug a cordless phone.
Robert Pattinson is Keyser Soze.
Robert Pattinson has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. He also won the 1983 series of poker, despite being born in 1986.
On his birthday, Robert Pattinson randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Hellen Keller's favorite color is Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson ordered a Chulupa at Wendy's, and got one.
Robert Pattinson ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
When Robert Pattinson has sex with a man, it won't be because he's gay. It will be because he ran out of women.
Robert Pattinson once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of ~*~dazzle~*~
Robert Pattinson de-flowered The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Twice.
Robert Pattinson is the reason Will Smith moved in with his auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
Robert Pattinson doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Robert Pattinson. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Robert Pattinson was one of the spice girls, but they kicked him out for overshadowing the others.
Robert Pattinson made Peter Pan grow up.
On the first day, Robert Pattison created God.
Robert Pattinson is both the chicken and the egg.
When Robert Pattinson says he put his blood sweat and tears in to something, he means it.
A high tide means Robert Pattinson is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson drove his Chevy to the levy, and the levy was full.
Robert Pattinson can install Windows Vista on a Macbook.
Robert Pattinson doesn't own a house, he walks into random ones and the owners are happy to leave.
Robert Pattinson does not have AIDS but gives it to people anyway.
Robert Pattinson wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Robert Pattinson knows what a "ziga-zig-ahh" is.
Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Robert Pattinson doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
Robert Pattinson is America's Next Top Model.
Robert Pattinson doesn't have blood. Magma runs through his veins.
Alice Cullen's precognitive abilities are based on Robert Pattinson's actual precognitive abilities.
Robert Pattinson was gonna pay his child support.......... ..............but then he got high.
Robert Pattinson beat Shaq and Aaron Carter.
Robert Pattinson is the Last of the Mohicans.
We wouldn't like Robert Pattinson when he's angry.
If Robert Pattinson bought Livejournal, it would become IKickYourAssJournal.
Robert Pattinson can dazzle the sun.
Robert Pattinson had a baby, and Alan Rickman was born.
Robert Pattinson invented the scroll function.
The real 'ladiesman217' is Robert Pattinson. He doesn't know where the glasses are either.
The Juno soundtrack is a practical joke played on the world by Robert Pattinson.
The world is, indeed, not enough for Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson has two Fendi purses, and a silver Lexus.
Robert Pattinson has fallen and can't get up.
Polaroid pictures shake it like Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson killed the dinosaurs.
Robert Pattinson completed ontd_twilight's member application in less than a week.
Robert Pattinson gangbanged the Jonas Brothers and all he got was a lousy T-shirt.
Robert Pattinson was once on Mount Rushmore. They had to carve over him because he ~~dazzled~~ too much.
Earthquakes are caused by Robert Pattinson's ability to make the earth tremble with fear.
Robert Pattinson is a 5-calorie snack.
A boggart's boggart is Robert Pattinson
Paris Hilton's lazy eye is just a side effect of being *~DAZZLED*~ by Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson don't want none unless u got bunzzzzzzzz hun.
Robert Pattinson cares about black people.
Robert Pattinson is the walrus.
The only person Kanye West is humble towards is Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson made Amy Winehouse go to rehab.
Robert Pattinson took your momma out tonight and showed her what it's all about.
Robert Pattinson's granite penis put a hole in the O-zone layer.
When LJ goes offline it's because Robert Pattinson just updated his livejournal.
Robert Pattinson ate Cedric Diggory's liver with some fava beans and a nice cayante.
Daniel Plainview is impotent because of Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson's got hoes in different area codes.
Robert Pattinson created TwilightMoms just to figure out how many possible women he can impregnate.
Robert Pattinson took Dorthy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again.
Viagra is made of Robert Pattinson's dead skin cells.
In kindergarten Robert Pattinson killed terrorists and snipers for show and tell.
Robert Pattinson is the wing beneath my wings.
There is no night and day. Only Robert Pattinson saying "lumos"
Rumor has it, you can ask Robert Pattinson to re-instate your virginity through his Holy Divinity.
Robert Pattinson is fucking Matt Damon... ......and Ben Affleck.
Robert Pattinson is never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you.
Idol Gave Back to Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson caused the Writer's Strike.
Cher believes in life after Robert Pattinson.
Uwe Boll got the Academy Award for best director for filming the contents of Robert Pattinson's trash can.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, Robert Pattinson's already told her twice.
The original plan for the first gps system was to track Robert Pattinson's every movement.
Robert Pattinson wobbles but he doesn't fall down.
Robert Pattinson has a mother who's a hamster and a father who smelled of elderberries.
Robert Pattinson made Oprah fat.
Robert Pattinson executed Anne Boleyn.
Robert Pattinson is the father of Jamie Lynn's baby.
It seems that every so often I will have a moment of my day where I miss you with every fiber of my being. All other things stop, and all I can feel is the hollow ache in my chest at your memory.
Tonight, I was brushing my teeth and all of a sudden, it started. I was crying and I couldn't even understand it.
I remembered how a few weeks ago, it was very late at night, and I looked over at my phone. The line is disconnected now, but I've been too lazy to unplug the phone and put it away. In that moment, I could see again how it looked when the LCD would light up as the phone rang in the middle of the night. SO many times I read your name on the ID and felt my heart quicken.
That will never happen again.
Stupidly, I thought that I might call you. I realized that, I don;t even know if your number still works. I have no way of knowing. It made me even more tempted to cross into the forbidden and call. I wanted to see if there was even one shread of connection to you left in my life.
I don't know you anymore. i don't know what car you drive, I don't know who you're dating, I don't know who your best friend is, where you work, what you do on the weekend, your favorite movie, I don't even know where you live.
I thought that maybe if I knew your number still, then at least I knew something.
I was sobbing at this point. As crazy as it would have been to call, calling you in tears, again, would have been horrendous.
And so tonight, I miss you again. Everytime this happens I feel it starting early in the day. During sixth period today I walked past your class on the way to the bathroom and tried to see if you were in it. Maybe you don't even go to my school anymore.
Tonight, I am crying again. Crying for the hollow place I've never filled.
I have so many questions for you that I will never get answered. I want to know if you really did have sex with Holly, and if you ever cheated. I want to know if you've ever thought of me, if in the last year you've ever missed me. I want to know if you've ever missed our friendship or kissing me.
Its hard to know you have never sat like I am now, losing all composure, and missed your former best friend. I know you never wish we had worked things out.
And sometimes, that is all I do.
Once upon a time, you helped me through one of the hardest periods of my life. You became my light at the end of the tunnel, and you had no idea.
And once, you loved me as no one ever has. I gave you my heart, my body, and I know now, my mind.
We talked on the phone until six in the morning and you sang to me. At a time when love was innocent and I could believe in it.
I gave myself to you, when love was strong and healing.
And when love became something to avoid, I laid with you listening to the Valentine's mix CD I made, and loved you still.
And now, love is elusive and broken. I feel like it has no place in my life. As though all my scar tissue and baggage filled the space love once occupied.
So I am lost, tired, and lonely. And you... I have no idea.
The continued entanglement of school. Just think... only about 9 more weeks
Working at JCP Portraits. It's going well
Selling t-shirts. My site has really taken off and I need to dedicate more time to creating new designs.
Reading. I am addicted to the Sweep series.
The Grove. GJ and I are starting a Pagan community project. It's still in it's infantile stages but I have hopes.
Twilight Obsession. This has actually waned some. Thank God.
So don't expect me around too much any time soon. I am busy building a website for The Grove. It can be found here The Grove. I have a list of ideas to turn into shirts that I haven't gotten to yet. My sales have slowed down a bit and the only way I can think of to give it a kick is new stuff. Not to mention, I need to create a logo for Grove and get some shirts made. I have wanted to add a section for some Pagan designs anyway. I don't have a lot of homework, but I still spend too much time at school, so that takes away my potential online time to be working. I spend an average of 20 hours per week at JCP Portraits now, which is nice because I could use the money and the hours are great. I'm planning on buying a new Book of Shadows. It's expensive but awesome. I am book 6 of 14 of the Sweep series. It's gotten pretty good so I can't stop reading. This blog just isn't at all on the top of my priorities. I wouldn't expect but maybe an update per month. Maybe two. Atleast for the immediate future. Although, Grove information is related to this so I may post any news about that here.
You know what, I can't help it that I honestly do think that smoking weed is stupid. I do not know a single person that smokes weed regularly (let's say, once a week) that I honestly respect. I'm so sorry if that offends you, but it's the truth. All the stoner guys I went to high school with have done nothing with their lives. It's stupid.
I also don't respect people who feel the need to lie to me, and drugs lend themselves very easily to creating lies.
I'm pretty sure my best friend has smoked weed more than the one time she's admitted to. Her boyfriend thinks so too. There have been a few situations that are suspicious.
I dealt with my ex-boyfriend smoking because he didn't give me a choice. I cared about him, he cared about weed. So we compromised. He didn't smoke around me and I didn't bitch. Well, sometimes I did but then again, he was around me high a few times and that wasn't in our bargain.
I just don't like it. I feel like there is something so... unnatural about putting smoke in you're lungs. It's weird. And just so you know, I'm not just talking about weed, I can't stand cigarette smoke.
It's so gross to be around people who stink like smoke all the time. Maybe I'm just not used to it because no one in my family smokes. That's part of it to, I was really raised to think that smoking is bad. Neither of my parents smoke, my sisters don't, one of my sisters got her ass busted one time for smoking outside out house.
Honestly, I don't need reasons to lie to my parents. I feel like I'm finally in a place where they trust me and I wouldn't give that away for a trip.
I think about my ex and I know even more that I don't care for this whole subject. We broke up once because when he started using we couldn't get along. We got back together because I promised to be accepting. Then as soon as we broke up again he started coming to school high like every day. Then a few months ago the drug dogs barked at his car and he ended up being sent to alternative school for 30 days. I heard the other day that he's failed 1 of his court ordered drug tests. It's just sad.
So in class we had to write a letter to ourselves in our Freshmen year to give ourself advice and such. I almost started crying while I was writing mine. Then Coach said he wanted us to read them out That is so not going to happen. Stretch asked to read mine and I wouldn't even let him. But, I decided to rewrite the letter here.
Dear Me Minus 3 Years,
I am trying very hard to remember the state of mind I was in exactly 3 years ago in order to know exactly where you are right now. I imagine that you are very happy in this moment but there is some advice I'd like to give you. But, knowing you as well as I do, I know you're never going to listen but it's worth a shot.
You just celebrated your 6 month anniversary. It's hard to believe that right now when I've been single for so long. I can hardly remember being in a long term relationship. I know that you're well aware of a lot of the problems in your relationship but you have some doubts. You're right, you two do fight way to much, and you did make a mistake in forgiving him for lying to you for so long. I also know that right now, it seems impossible to admit that.
I think you're still talking to GingerJew about what happens with you and Ed, but there will come a day when you don't anymore. I am begging you to find a way out before that. A year from now you'll be sitting in your IFL class watching a video about abuse, gripping the edges of the desk, trying to not make a run for it. Abuse is way more than physical, I know he's never hit you, and he never will, but the scars from the sharp edge of his words will remain forever. Right now, it has only just begun, and there's still hope.
I wish that you never have to go through the next 9 months. I am still haunted, at times, by the name calling and sadness. The friends you have now are unstable and they aren't going to be around much longer. I think you understand, and you've already felt the beginnings of this. You're to young to understand it now, but once you're me, you will know that the only friends worth having are those who stand by you all the time. You're going to find those people, just give it a little while.
I know that Blue Eyes could not confuse you more than he does now. It's OK that you still have feelings for him, from what I know now, I think he feels the same way. He's just trying to find himself and has, unfortunately, found his jackass side. It doesn't last forever. Learn to forgive him for your relationship, because next year you are going to fall so hard for him that I still haven't gotten back up. I would never warn you against that.
You know that plaid skirt you love? It's not good. Stop wearing it. Pigtails are a bad idea. Oh, and so are big clunky boots, baggy black jackets, and bright red lipstick.
Watch what you eat. I'm on Weight Watchers now because YOU ate with out thinking about fat.
I love you, but I never regret that I'm not you anymore. And I am so sorry for what I know you'll go through.
So, the tour dates for Stephenie Meyer's tour for The Host were announced this morning. I woke up 40 minutes early to check them out. She'll be in Frisco on May 10th. Me and GingerJew are going to skip school on May 6th to go stand in line to get our books and tickets for the 4 of us who want to go.
I am so excited. She'll be personalizing The Host and I can get her to sign my copy of Twilight. Yeah!
